Interview composed by Jason Nicholas - June 2002 @ The Burlesque House
When were you born?
STOP IT! Who gave you the name Mitzi?
(cock's head... whines... whines again... begins to whine some more... lies down and faces the other way... is then convinced her tail is not a part of her and begins to chase it)
Touchy subject, eh?
(stares blankly at a wall... breathes deep and lets out a gargantuous sigh... proceeds to lick lips... closes eyes)
Have you ever been raped by a larger dog? Like a Great Dane? You know, the ones with the huge cocks.
(continues to breath deeply)
Thanks for your time!
(raises eyebrows... closes eyes and dreams of Great Dane cock... falls asleep)
(farts and smells her bum)