Anti-jokes are one of our favourite things here at SHZine, and after seeing this I can't think of anyone better at telling them (and understanding them) than robots. Here are some golden nuggets:
"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."
Why did the robot order a milkshake?
To blend in with the general human population, making it easier to infiltrate society and--in time--conquer it.
Check it: Jokes Made by Robots, for Robots