It's Not Every Day

by Stephen



  It's not everyday I go and begin a column with "It's not everyday....", but then you know what? It seems that it is every day that I write my
columns with that intro. I sure do enjoy writing columns, they allow me to write about anything I could possibly want. As I start this column, I
realize that I don't really have anything to write about. I think I just started writing this column so I could make light of the fact that I
always start my columns with "It's not everyday...". And besides who the hell says a column has to be long? HUH? WHO!?!? So yah, this is where my
column ends....mofo...