I was looking up the word wife on thesaurus.com and saw that headache is apparently one of its synonyms. This seems kind of awkward and disturbing, as if some disgruntled guy just threw it in there while nobody was looking. Another pretty lame synonym for wife is the word rib. "Say hi to the rib and kids for me!"
Elsewhere in internet land, I managed to find online videos of those Cheetah energy drink ads with Ben Johnson in them. Truely a milestone in the history of Canadian commercials.