November 20, 2006
Citrus Epiphanies of Pompous Proportions
Today I remembered that I had orange juice in the fridge, but when I went to pour it into a glass I realized there was hardly any left. Gazing into the glass as I swished around the murky puddle of pulp and citrus I thought maybe I should instead enjoy a glass of milk. But what would I do with the remains of my OJ?
At last I was enlightened. I grabbed the carton of milk from the fridge and slowly poured it into the glass that had the juice in it. The creamy yellow swirls delighted me, and as I took a swig I was reborn.
This is not my first experimentation with common household drinks. A friend of mine once suggested adding a bit of vanilla to orange juice, something I wish I had for my current concoction. The results are amazing, making it taste like an orange creamsicle.
Finally, once you have your drink ready, an accompanying cigarette will maximize its enjoyability.
at 11:13 AM